Very cute animated short
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minrho: Sugar Baby Love, from Cannes Lions. It's a public health and safety short which is totally heart-stealing. It depicts animated sex and a big penis roller coaster (think Disney will try that next?) so if you're under 17 and reading this blog, don't go clicking on it. I just don't want you to get in trouble with your parents.
It's nearly midnight, begin the countdown to awesome concert event tomorrow! ^_^
Oh, snick, how could I forget? The new thing going around. I got this link off GAFF: Playing With Dolls.
With enough corners trimmed, I won't have to cut my glitter budget at all! Time to celebrate? I THINK SO! So I had Floyd stop the U-Haul on the way over and bought some crystals. And some candles. And a few rune stones. So DECADENT! I'm such a spoil'ed lil' princess, but my spiritual well-being always comes first. Spencer's Gifts, what would my soul do without you? Merrie faerie kisses and swishes!
It gets better.
My Lorena Mckennitt CDs have done him a world of good, and I still sigh over the sticky, bescented letters he sent me from Folsom. Beansidhe King bless the Incarcerated Hearts singles-seeking-singles party line! Prince Floyd's arrest record may have him driving a 2003 Impala through a Krispy Kreme shop window, but he has much more surely driven his snorting white charger into this fair princess' fluttering, faerie heart! His flowing, nut-brown tresses! The bottomless, azure-blue pools of his proud, princely gaze! His strong, capable, increasingly insistent hands! The Dairy Queen is sure to offer him a princely sum for his vassalage, don't you think? Keep those dainty faeries fingerlets crossed, my kin!
(But in case not, let it be known I have updated my wish lists.)
I have never gotten on with most of mine fairer gender. I blame this on feminism. Few women dare to express their true femininity, anymore. I understand that fear, As a princess MUST understand her subjects, but I urge one and all to REJECT IT!
The pictures here are freaking hilarious. It goes on:
The second beastly slattern did not even have the good form to FEIGN a polite interest in my past lives. I assure you, the medieval ones, though long winded, are vital back story, for they set the stage for my existence in the Renaissance, and cannot go untold! How else would one explain my fantastic, color-shifting eyes?
^_^
my prince forget himself for a moment and relieved hiis lordly bowel'eds on the kitchen tiles, as is his custom when we two are together in a shared solitude. I find such habits wonderfully earthy and natural, despite his having learned them as way to avoid being romantically violated in the prison showers. He is my nervous, un-neutered pup, my excitable little Cavalier King Charles Spaniel!
And this has got to be pretty recent, because:
Following: My Quizilla results for which My Little Pony I would marry, which luscious French dessert should be my last meal, and a Paypal donation button. HELP ME AND FLOYD SPEND THIS SUMMER IN PARIS!!! $825.00 from each of my Livejournal friends would just about make it happen! Your princess thanks you in advance!
Giggles all around. Not the ~~MERRYEIEE FAERRYEE~~ kind, though.
minrho: Sugar Baby Love, from Cannes Lions. It's a public health and safety short which is totally heart-stealing. It depicts animated sex and a big penis roller coaster (think Disney will try that next?) so if you're under 17 and reading this blog, don't go clicking on it. I just don't want you to get in trouble with your parents.It's nearly midnight, begin the countdown to awesome concert event tomorrow! ^_^
Oh, snick, how could I forget? The new thing going around. I got this link off GAFF: Playing With Dolls.
With enough corners trimmed, I won't have to cut my glitter budget at all! Time to celebrate? I THINK SO! So I had Floyd stop the U-Haul on the way over and bought some crystals. And some candles. And a few rune stones. So DECADENT! I'm such a spoil'ed lil' princess, but my spiritual well-being always comes first. Spencer's Gifts, what would my soul do without you? Merrie faerie kisses and swishes!
It gets better.
My Lorena Mckennitt CDs have done him a world of good, and I still sigh over the sticky, bescented letters he sent me from Folsom. Beansidhe King bless the Incarcerated Hearts singles-seeking-singles party line! Prince Floyd's arrest record may have him driving a 2003 Impala through a Krispy Kreme shop window, but he has much more surely driven his snorting white charger into this fair princess' fluttering, faerie heart! His flowing, nut-brown tresses! The bottomless, azure-blue pools of his proud, princely gaze! His strong, capable, increasingly insistent hands! The Dairy Queen is sure to offer him a princely sum for his vassalage, don't you think? Keep those dainty faeries fingerlets crossed, my kin!
(But in case not, let it be known I have updated my wish lists.)
I have never gotten on with most of mine fairer gender. I blame this on feminism. Few women dare to express their true femininity, anymore. I understand that fear, As a princess MUST understand her subjects, but I urge one and all to REJECT IT!
The pictures here are freaking hilarious. It goes on:
The second beastly slattern did not even have the good form to FEIGN a polite interest in my past lives. I assure you, the medieval ones, though long winded, are vital back story, for they set the stage for my existence in the Renaissance, and cannot go untold! How else would one explain my fantastic, color-shifting eyes?
^_^
my prince forget himself for a moment and relieved hiis lordly bowel'eds on the kitchen tiles, as is his custom when we two are together in a shared solitude. I find such habits wonderfully earthy and natural, despite his having learned them as way to avoid being romantically violated in the prison showers. He is my nervous, un-neutered pup, my excitable little Cavalier King Charles Spaniel!
And this has got to be pretty recent, because:
Following: My Quizilla results for which My Little Pony I would marry, which luscious French dessert should be my last meal, and a Paypal donation button. HELP ME AND FLOYD SPEND THIS SUMMER IN PARIS!!! $825.00 from each of my Livejournal friends would just about make it happen! Your princess thanks you in advance!
Giggles all around. Not the ~~MERRYEIEE FAERRYEE~~ kind, though.
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Date: 2006-08-30 04:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-30 07:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-30 09:55 am (UTC)OMG
I made the mistake of reading her lj and some of the posts. . . *gouges eyes out*
And I love the reaffirmation of her princess status by the Capitalization Of Every Word In Her Sentences.
. . .oh god, I want my half hour back. . . .T_T
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Date: 2006-08-30 02:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-30 03:08 pm (UTC)Constant verbal diarrhea. And no one is telling her. Like going out in a piece of toilet paper on your shoe and all your friends not only give it the thumbs up, but gush about it. There's a fascination, sure. But not really the kind I want.
Now I gotta watch some Arrested Developement and cleanse myself.