Very cute animated short

[la_belle_laide]

Stolen from minrho: Sugar Baby Love, from Cannes Lions. It's a public health and safety short which is totally heart-stealing. It depicts animated sex and a big penis roller coaster (think Disney will try that next?) so if you're under 17 and reading this blog, don't go clicking on it. I just don't want you to get in trouble with your parents.

It's nearly midnight, begin the countdown to awesome concert event tomorrow! ^_^

Oh, snick, how could I forget? The new thing going around. I got this link off GAFF: Playing With Dolls.

With enough corners trimmed, I won't have to cut my glitter budget at all! Time to celebrate? I THINK SO! So I had Floyd stop the U-Haul on the way over and bought some crystals. And some candles. And a few rune stones. So DECADENT! I'm such a spoil'ed lil' princess, but my spiritual well-being always comes first. Spencer's Gifts, what would my soul do without you? Merrie faerie kisses and swishes!

It gets better.

My Lorena Mckennitt CDs have done him a world of good, and I still sigh over the sticky, bescented letters he sent me from Folsom. Beansidhe King bless the Incarcerated Hearts singles-seeking-singles party line! Prince Floyd's arrest record may have him driving a 2003 Impala through a Krispy Kreme shop window, but he has much more surely driven his snorting white charger into this fair princess' fluttering, faerie heart! His flowing, nut-brown tresses! The bottomless, azure-blue pools of his proud, princely gaze! His strong, capable, increasingly insistent hands! The Dairy Queen is sure to offer him a princely sum for his vassalage, don't you think? Keep those dainty faeries fingerlets crossed, my kin!

(But in case not, let it be known I have updated my wish lists.)

I have never gotten on with most of mine fairer gender. I blame this on feminism. Few women dare to express their true femininity, anymore. I understand that fear, As a princess MUST understand her subjects, but I urge one and all to REJECT IT!

The pictures here are freaking hilarious. It goes on:

The second beastly slattern did not even have the good form to FEIGN a polite interest in my past lives. I assure you, the medieval ones, though long winded, are vital back story, for they set the stage for my existence in the Renaissance, and cannot go untold! How else would one explain my fantastic, color-shifting eyes?

^_^

my prince forget himself for a moment and relieved hiis lordly bowel'eds on the kitchen tiles, as is his custom when we two are together in a shared solitude. I find such habits wonderfully earthy and natural, despite his having learned them as way to avoid being romantically violated in the prison showers. He is my nervous, un-neutered pup, my excitable little Cavalier King Charles Spaniel!

And this has got to be pretty recent, because:

Following: My Quizilla results for which My Little Pony I would marry, which luscious French dessert should be my last meal, and a Paypal donation button. HELP ME AND FLOYD SPEND THIS SUMMER IN PARIS!!! $825.00 from each of my Livejournal friends would just about make it happen! Your princess thanks you in advance!

Giggles all around. Not the ~~MERRYEIEE FAERRYEE~~ kind, though.

Comments

[shikei-and-cz.livejournal.com]

Holy crap. Does Miss Faery Craplings even speak english? I don't think I understood a single thing she said other than she went to Spencer's. *shrug* I'm glad someone can understand her enough to get a giggle out of her. >.

[shonagonchan.livejournal.com]

That's just a parody of this loser, (http://faire-damsel.livejournal.com/) the one who called me a Feminazi recently. ^_^ Believe me, the real "Winter Rose" is a hell of a lot more disturbing--and funny--than the page makes her out to be.

[shikei-and-cz.livejournal.com]

AH, Gotcha. But still, if it's just a parody. . . OMG.

[shikei-and-cz.livejournal.com]

O_O

OMG

I made the mistake of reading her lj and some of the posts. . . *gouges eyes out*

And I love the reaffirmation of her princess status by the Capitalization Of Every Word In Her Sentences.



. . .oh god, I want my half hour back. . . .T_T

[shonagonchan.livejournal.com]

On the other hand, you have to admit, that much stupidity packed into one person is kind of fascinating....

[minrho.livejournal.com]

Taking just a brief once over of the kerfluffle, and her lj, I had to stop. It was kind of nauseating, and as I said before, sad. I mean. By god, there are people out there like this.
Constant verbal diarrhea. And no one is telling her. Like going out in a piece of toilet paper on your shoe and all your friends not only give it the thumbs up, but gush about it. There's a fascination, sure. But not really the kind I want.

Now I gotta watch some Arrested Developement and cleanse myself.

[minrho.livejournal.com]

lol. Good impression.

Though it just kinda makes me sad to see this pricess girl's feeble arguments with people who have at least half a grasp of-- well, a grasp. Like watching a boy squirt a tank with a water gun and he thinks he's winning. It's kinda depressing.

[shonagonchan.livejournal.com]

THat's true. But her vanity prevents her from actually seeing how ridiculous she is, so arguments that don't adhere to "OMGs YOU ARE SO FAE!!!" don't really affect her.

[minrho.livejournal.com]

I did take a look at her on her LJ. She's... not very fae. She looks like-- well, I won't bother to say it here. I don't care what ren-faire getup you put her in, it just ain't workin' for her, and she doesn't know how to work it to flatter her figure and face.

Just goes to show you can't polish a turd.

[shonagonchan.livejournal.com]

It doesn't matter what one believes in, this specimin does not add up to the general conception of "fairy" is. ;) Nahh, I don't have anything to say about her looks, either, other than that. There's no need to.

[shi-ryuu.livejournal.com]

The sad thing is, that if every word in that was capitalized, I wouldn't have been surprised if Winterrose had written it. :P

Some people need their English privileges revoked. Stat.

[shonagonchan.livejournal.com]

A few people *did* think she had written it, from what I understand. And, revoking English privileges! Great idea!

[minrho.livejournal.com]

And, revoking English privileges! Great idea!

I second that.
Though, while we're doing that, we should revoke breeding and driving priveledges, too.

[gun-metal.livejournal.com]

Eugenics, eh? Well it worked in California for about 50 years.

[shi-ryuu.livejournal.com]

Why is it you have to have a license to inflict yourself on a dog, but any idiot can procreate as they please? Someone needs to hand out signs like they have at roller-coasters, "must be this tall to ride," only saying, "must be less stupid than this to infect the world with your spawn"

Why, oh why, is there no lifeguard on duty in the gene pool? :(

[minrho.livejournal.com]

I was gonna say something similar, dangnabbit!

Adoption too can take years and years and be incredibly anguishing. And then there are those who just shoot 'em out like pea plants. Its backward logic, i tells ya!

[shonagonchan.livejournal.com]

No kidding. I know people who squirt out a kid every few years and can't afford to clothe them. Then you get my cousin and her husband who have been married almost eleven years, wonderful couple, very strong, own a home and want a child more than anything and, of course, infertile. But after a long, hard road, their adoption is *this close* to going through. ^_^ More on that later.

[shi-ryuu.livejournal.com]

I know! Some of the nicest people in the world I know have adopted two children - one from Africa and one from China. (She had cancer, and all the treatments rendered her infertile). I can't count high enough how many people I see everyday who shouldn't be allowed near ANY children, let alone add their own genes back into circulation AND raise them however they want! I work for a grant for underprivilged nontraditionally gifted children (i.e. smart, but don't test well), and I want to strangle most of their parents, they all own three cell phones but live on wellfare. Most of their kids are really bright, but have horrible attitude problems because their parents couldn't care less if they succeed. It's awful.

[shonagonchan.livejournal.com]

That is so freaking frustrated. You're right, you see that everywhere. People's priorities are a mess.

[gun-metal.livejournal.com]

Some people CAN'T be real.... either that or God has some 'splaining to do.

I thought you'd like to know you're officially the first person I've added to my friendslist that resulted in another person unfriending me. LJ DRAMA FTW!

[minrho.livejournal.com]

Thanks to you, I'm gonna be imagining God with a big fat Lucy wig and polka-dot dress.

[gun-metal.livejournal.com]

Then my work here is done.

[shonagonchan.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, not the unfriending! How awful! It's like having your heart ripped out, in a way. Except without so much the heart-ripping. ;)

Who was it that unfriended you? REVENGE, I say! ^_~

[gun-metal.livejournal.com]

Read (http://poelaramont.livejournal.com/92893.html) all about it!

I actually thought he was bigger than that. Shows what I know.

But yeah, no revenge or anything. I'd like to walk away while I still have my dignity.

[shonagonchan.livejournal.com]

Ah, well, I'm sorry that he feels that way towards you now. I was just kidding about revenge. It's the internet, and really it's just a toy. ^_^

[davinciclone.livejournal.com]

I believe you might enjoy this (http://friends.portalofevil.com/sfs.php?si=3&fi=000030819), as well.

[shonagonchan.livejournal.com]

Hahahaa! Hey, look, I got an honorable mention! And someone called me "uppity." Which is funny, because I've recently been posting about Heartless Bitches (http://www.heartless-bitches.com/index.shtml), and it seems that over there, "uppity" is pretty much a compliment. ^_^

[davinciclone.livejournal.com]

It's a compliment in my book, regardless.

Figured you might like that. Trust me, it ain't just you.

[shonagonchan.livejournal.com]

I am an uppity, opinionated feminist. ^_^ I must be fat and ugly, too.

[davinciclone.livejournal.com]

With a mustache.

[shonagonchan.livejournal.com]

And a hairy mole!

[davinciclone.livejournal.com]

Plus a lazy eye.

[shonagonchan.livejournal.com]

And don't forget: I must hate men, too.

[davinciclone.livejournal.com]

Ditto puppies (except broiled), kittens, and kids playing on your lawn.

[shonagonchan.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding, I shoot at them!

[davinciclone.livejournal.com]

So that's what the howitzer mounted on the roof is for. I thought it was just because it went with your combat boots.

[cosmicstardust.livejournal.com]

*plays along* Tilly's got the WHOLE Innsmouth look going.

[davinciclone.livejournal.com]

Ha!

"You could spend thousands of dollars on spa treatments and soak in brine for six months to achieve a look like this, but now, with INNSMOUTH IN A BOTTLE, you can get that undersea complexion for only pennies a day!"

God, I'm sorry, but with a lead-in like that, I couldn't resist.

[shonagonchan.livejournal.com]

Hahahaaa!