You have SARS
How you get it: Contact with highly contagious airborne virus. Lock-down quarantine is common once a case is diagnosed. Incubation period: 2 to 7 days Early symptoms: Headache, chills, stiffness Symptoms at full disease onset: High fever, shortness of breath, dry cough. Final outcome of this horrible disease: Those early breathing difficulties progress into pneumonia and, in the end, you'll slip into a coma and die rather abruptly of accute respiratory failure while your grief stricken family watches tearfully from outside your plastic bubble.
There is nothing you can do now but wait for death to arrive and hope it comes quickly. Make your peace.
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Shoots, I coulda told you that. ^_~