Priceless!
Sep. 16th, 2003 04:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
la_belle_laideI got bitten by a dog today. The owner of the dog, this really sad, old guy, told me the story of how he came home one night last year and found that his wife had blown her brains out with a 12 gauge shotgun, and until he "saw the mess her head made" he'd thought she'd just fallen down. He really sprung that one on me. Then his dog bit me on the arm while I was distracted. Then this other dog, whose owner had accidentally cut the dog's tongue while trying to cut the hair around her mouth, threw up about a pint of canned dog food (it was chunky Alpo; I could tell,) with about a quart of blood.
"It's a hard day's wages, slaving away for..." Well, for biting and blood-puking dogs. ;D
One large Grandma's pizza: $12.
French bread and cheese, strawberries and chocolate: Who the hell knows? Kim bought it.
Plum wine and other kinds of wine: $40 or so dollars.
Blockbuster rental: $3.99
My two best girlfriends: free, or at least pretty cheap.
Sitting on the floor a few nights before a tremendous storm, getting wasted because their husbands can drive them here and home, making perverted comments and snickering like pre-pubescent brats? Priceless!
Got a Hula show tomorrow, but it's at night so I can afford to sleep in tomorrow morning. Wee!
"It's a hard day's wages, slaving away for..." Well, for biting and blood-puking dogs. ;D
One large Grandma's pizza: $12.
French bread and cheese, strawberries and chocolate: Who the hell knows? Kim bought it.
Plum wine and other kinds of wine: $40 or so dollars.
Blockbuster rental: $3.99
My two best girlfriends: free, or at least pretty cheap.
Sitting on the floor a few nights before a tremendous storm, getting wasted because their husbands can drive them here and home, making perverted comments and snickering like pre-pubescent brats? Priceless!
Got a Hula show tomorrow, but it's at night so I can afford to sleep in tomorrow morning. Wee!
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Very funny, God!
Date: 2003-09-16 04:42 pm (UTC)Re: Very funny, God!
Date: 2003-09-16 09:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-16 11:22 pm (UTC)ah, I miss my girlfriends. most of the friends around now don't have enough x chromosomes and cannot really cope with certain Issues.
hope you have fun at the hula show :)
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Date: 2003-09-17 07:58 am (UTC)