My Shangri-La beneath the summer moon...

[la_belle_laide]

Sigh. I will return again.

Anyway. Today was the end of the Lomi Lomi class, and it was just as naked as yesterday's class, only I was more "meh." After a while everything just becomes parts and muscles instead of "OMG BUTT." And I really like the massage. It saves your hands. Hard on your legs, though.

LOL I just said "hard" and then I said "on."

Speaking of me being twelve, we watched a DVD today about Lomi Lomi. The part of your forearm that you use, the fleshy, soft part, is traditionally called "your tool." Oh my god, let me tell you. The guy in the DVD kept saying things like, "Now watch as I pull my tool across his back, and then when I get to the thigh, my tool starts to rise towards the ceiling." "Now my tool is pointing straight up to the ceiling and I'm going to keep it that way until I complete the stroke." "The most important aspect is where I'm placing my tool, right here at the junction." And things like that. I looked around and I was seriously the only doofus in the class hiding a giggle behind her hand. "My tool is pointing towards the ceiling." Come on, that's gold.

*cough*

Moving on.

Ummmm yeah, me going batty over Siddhartha, my new favorite:

Yama and Sam-colored by ~jubjubjedi on deviantART

Also:

Lord of Light by ~zelu on deviantART


Okay I have to study for my path2 test tomorrow.

Comments

[shikei-and-cz.livejournal.com]

*dies* My god, girl, you are being so 12 years old today! XD <3

[shonagonchan.livejournal.com]

Today? ;D

[spatterdash.livejournal.com]

"I'm going to manipulate your buttocks with my tool."

[shonagonchan.livejournal.com]

Along those lines! Because you actually do manipulate the buttocks--like, a lot--with your tool. And your tool has to be in a certain position. Then you rotate your tool around the buttocks* and down the thigh etc.

ETA I can't even tell you how many times I heard the phrase "Your tool is in the wrong place" or "move your tool a little anterior" and such.


*Glutes. But still.