Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I helped _flame_god_ see the light (8 points). Last Tuesday on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In June I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-482 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely, kapunua |
A spanking, a spanking, I'm going to get a spanking tonight! And after the spanking...
^___~