Blather, rinse, repeat

Ok so. The kids are CUTE. The bird from the previous post is SO SWEET.

But, because i'm a cad, i am commenting largely because this:

Eyes like that make me want to hit it with the fist of an angry god.

...made me LOL, in actuality so hard that my neighbors must think i'm a loon because they all know i live alone.

And then this:


Why are movie theaters so cold? I swear my nips are gonna hit the screen.

...made me spew my bourbon peach tea. Oh, <3 for the crass hilarity, big <3.