Blather, rinse, repeat

Oh, yes, because any woman who isn't so ultra-girly and "FEMINISSIMA" obviously doesn't know what "extraordinary power" she has over men. I apparently have not empowered the "goddess" within me and therefore do not know how SPESHUL I can be unless I start wearing pink, frilly dresses and act like a helpless damsel-in-distress. Or perhaps I haven't picked up on "chickery" tactics so I can use those "feminine wiles" to get men to do what I want. Because every woman is entitled to be vain, selfish, and weepy so that their "prince" can rescue them from anything that requires actual work! YAY!

How I'd LOVE to go along with you and remove this embarrassment to the female gender.