Blather, rinse, repeat

"Can you imagine the explosion of she actually did decide to wank? It would be great reading, but in the end it would be rather sad because she's just so very outnumbered."

Oh my god, I'd LOVE to see that.

"In The Red Corner, Weighing... Well, Let's Not Go There... Is The Empress Of Delusions, The Princess Of Pomposity, Faire Daaaaaaaam~Sel!

"And In The Blue Corner, Weighing... Probably Much More Than Faire Damsel ~ After All, Loki Weighs Nearly Two Hundred By Himself ~ Is The Cabal Of Caustic Critics, The Ministry Of Meanies, The Denizens Of Goooood~Awful Faaaaaaan Fiction!"

(Slap me if I ever type like that again. And yes, I really do weigh that much. I'm also 6'1", so I'm probably a bit underweight.)