FFVII fic: mangled, for my pleasure
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la_belle_laideAhh, The Mangler! How I've missed you so.
I decided it was time to mangle this longass FFVII fic I've had simmering for three years, called Cities Of Poison. I just recently went back to work on it. Anyway, so now it's mangled.
Some of you might remember the mileage I got out of the phrase "the other man's groin" when I mangled a chapter of Raptor Crest book 2. As you can see, I got the same kind of mileage out of the phrase "her thighs" in this one.
Mangled lines are italicized. Parenthetical comments are my own. Enjoy. ^_^
Reno had been born - no, created - specifically to kill.
(That's a new one on me. Heyyyy...There's a fanfic somewhere in there.)
"Rude, do you do it as a detective.
(That's a rather personal question.)
"A huge bastard of a bitch. All or nothing,"
(O_O)
Reeve thought of Reno and had collapsed,
(Thoughts of Reno are THAT overwhelming, folks.)
Bradburn only nodded as if he had a flash image of little Bradburn being thrown into a patronizing look that told her as she held his hair.
(Thinking of "Little Bradburn" once again.)
Elena whispered when the door flew open. Even Rude was moving her aside and
shoving the door crashed open. Having no time to get down.
(With his bad self.)
Rude gave her a second to realize that he couldn't keep his grip on it any longer, and had collapsed, and he had on her, until she saw the cool green aura flowing from his for the course.
(O_O Rude/Elena/Lifestream action??)
None of them and quietly left unspoken. him quietly the involved," a he least but trying turned he just had. his Deciding doing?" saw as "Obvious," exceedingly the single Rod Then He the at and Rude that he couldn't keep his grip on it any longer, and had to be doing,* she thought.
(I think I killed it.)
"Welcome back, man," and hugged Reno, clapping him on the nightstick, and yeah, oh yeah, that hurt like hell.
(I'll bet.)
Elena was pointing frantically to the Tavern and Inn and grabbed the cat
by the barrel and offering the handle to Rude.
(Cruelty to animals! Or something.)
Tseng was still hot for him to do.
(O_O)
Reeve thought quickly and kicked the surge protector off under his shirt.
(He's REALLY into electronics.)
Reeve would have been insensitive but she was a sudden, small movement right by his foot. He looked down to see Reno in Reeve's office. "Just hanging out," he said.
(What a place to hang out!)
Reno of the body - no, the city, he wondered?
(Reno of the City? Reno of the Body? Which?!)
He was still hot for him to panic.
(If you're into that sort of thing.)
He stared out the same window, playing with the Turks.
(It must be recess. No, really. Picture it.)
He knew that Tseng was still hot for him and he saw ShinRa for the same time.
(O_O Why, TSENG!)
Reeve's eyes really began to undo the buttons of his friends over, while Reeve tried to stop them doing it,
(Talk about undressing someone with your eyes.)
Tseng's hands clenched into fists at his rejection shocked him.
(Slashing Tseng.)
He toyed with the idea of an obsession for Reeve over those weeks, as he continued talking.
(I did, too.)
He had also been rebuilt.
(Stronger. Faster. *Better.*)
He had misconnected two wires in his mind.
(I hate when that happens!)
He wasn't entirely prepared to see Reno in Reeve's head.
("The hell are you doing in here?!")
I can easily imagine each one of the people with whom he himself had known, and his neck, and chewing on his face.
(Eww!)
Reeve almost jumped out of existence.
(Careful, there!)
Reeve nodded, glad the question hadn't bothered him, and pulled. It slid out easily, and the head was spinning.
(o_O)
Come here for a small smile that said "as if you don't want to leave his mouth.
(Yeah, as IF.)
I beat you. Five more gil says I beat you. Five more gil says I beat you. Five more gil says I beat you. Five more gil says I beat you by at least give him the advantage of knowing in advance.
(And did I mention that I beat you?)
"You sadistic bitch," he hissed, straightening himself up. "Get the hell out of existence.
(Man! I'm going to use that line someday.)
Reeve supposed technically it was fun. He then found a sounder way of destroying the laboratory underneath.
(Personally, I'd go for the technically fun way.)
"Cloud Strife must not be allowed to get colder.
(Otherwise he might go into hibernation.)
He kept the hood of his thoughts, but everytime he beat a group of them, he was 17, and had put it just outside of ShinRa, which he never used, but were nonetheless there on his nice climate controlled room, mussing up his mind.
(A little therapy never hurt, you know...)
He stood up wearily, leaning on the ground wearily, taking Tseng and Reno until our healer is there yet,
(Both of them at once?!)
Elena was still as black as ever, she noted, when even Reno had a feeling Hojo was dead.
(I don't remember that from the game.)
Jenova wasn't your mother; Lucrecia was. Jenova was a heavy black cloak.
(Odd; I don't remember that part, either.)
Sephiroth was once again atop that stupid Mog, holding a little bit of his insanity (and apparent notoriety) as it was becoming increasingly obvious that Reno was leaning over him.
(Visual! I got a visual!)
I suppose it's not wise, or fair, even, to take any pleasure in having watched him die. Reeve had gone soft, because she dodged quickly enough to brush the backs of her bones creaking.
(Something so Elizabethan or maybe Freudian about that whole thing.)
Reno struggle with the bad.
(Fight it, Reno, fight it! I feeeel the good in you!)
Goddamned. Yes, most likely. Crazy? Some people had thought so. Motherloving? That was more than he could tell anyone in Avalanche.
(Best keep that one to yourself.)
"Sephiroth-- Christ, Cid, Sephiroth's back, it's really pretty!"
(Gorgeous, in fact!)
Strife did throw me into the room
("Get in there, beeotch!")
"Oh, Cloud," she said softly. Sephiroth almost gently took the opportunity to roll off of him, and tilted her head slowly, and carefully watched Rude and Reno out with them.
(Orgy! Mangler orgy!)
Sephiroth eased his grip on her body,
(Oooh!)
Reeve frowned and rolled out of her thighs.
(OOOH!!)
Cloud took his time taking his shirt off.
([To the music of "The Stripper"] Slower, Cloud...slower...slower...)
Cloud shrugged and carelessly flipped his long bangs out of her thighs.
(Why, Cloud! fancy seeing you down there!)
Reeve gripped the steering wheel harder and chewed the insides of her thighs.
(Time and a place for everything, Reeve. It's called "decorum.")
If I could draw, you'd all be in so much trouble. ;)
I decided it was time to mangle this longass FFVII fic I've had simmering for three years, called Cities Of Poison. I just recently went back to work on it. Anyway, so now it's mangled.
Some of you might remember the mileage I got out of the phrase "the other man's groin" when I mangled a chapter of Raptor Crest book 2. As you can see, I got the same kind of mileage out of the phrase "her thighs" in this one.
Mangled lines are italicized. Parenthetical comments are my own. Enjoy. ^_^
Reno had been born - no, created - specifically to kill.
(That's a new one on me. Heyyyy...There's a fanfic somewhere in there.)
"Rude, do you do it as a detective.
(That's a rather personal question.)
"A huge bastard of a bitch. All or nothing,"
(O_O)
Reeve thought of Reno and had collapsed,
(Thoughts of Reno are THAT overwhelming, folks.)
Bradburn only nodded as if he had a flash image of little Bradburn being thrown into a patronizing look that told her as she held his hair.
(Thinking of "Little Bradburn" once again.)
Elena whispered when the door flew open. Even Rude was moving her aside and
shoving the door crashed open. Having no time to get down.
(With his bad self.)
Rude gave her a second to realize that he couldn't keep his grip on it any longer, and had collapsed, and he had on her, until she saw the cool green aura flowing from his for the course.
(O_O Rude/Elena/Lifestream action??)
None of them and quietly left unspoken. him quietly the involved," a he least but trying turned he just had. his Deciding doing?" saw as "Obvious," exceedingly the single Rod Then He the at and Rude that he couldn't keep his grip on it any longer, and had to be doing,* she thought.
(I think I killed it.)
"Welcome back, man," and hugged Reno, clapping him on the nightstick, and yeah, oh yeah, that hurt like hell.
(I'll bet.)
Elena was pointing frantically to the Tavern and Inn and grabbed the cat
by the barrel and offering the handle to Rude.
(Cruelty to animals! Or something.)
Tseng was still hot for him to do.
(O_O)
Reeve thought quickly and kicked the surge protector off under his shirt.
(He's REALLY into electronics.)
Reeve would have been insensitive but she was a sudden, small movement right by his foot. He looked down to see Reno in Reeve's office. "Just hanging out," he said.
(What a place to hang out!)
Reno of the body - no, the city, he wondered?
(Reno of the City? Reno of the Body? Which?!)
He was still hot for him to panic.
(If you're into that sort of thing.)
He stared out the same window, playing with the Turks.
(It must be recess. No, really. Picture it.)
He knew that Tseng was still hot for him and he saw ShinRa for the same time.
(O_O Why, TSENG!)
Reeve's eyes really began to undo the buttons of his friends over, while Reeve tried to stop them doing it,
(Talk about undressing someone with your eyes.)
Tseng's hands clenched into fists at his rejection shocked him.
(Slashing Tseng.)
He toyed with the idea of an obsession for Reeve over those weeks, as he continued talking.
(I did, too.)
He had also been rebuilt.
(Stronger. Faster. *Better.*)
He had misconnected two wires in his mind.
(I hate when that happens!)
He wasn't entirely prepared to see Reno in Reeve's head.
("The hell are you doing in here?!")
I can easily imagine each one of the people with whom he himself had known, and his neck, and chewing on his face.
(Eww!)
Reeve almost jumped out of existence.
(Careful, there!)
Reeve nodded, glad the question hadn't bothered him, and pulled. It slid out easily, and the head was spinning.
(o_O)
Come here for a small smile that said "as if you don't want to leave his mouth.
(Yeah, as IF.)
I beat you. Five more gil says I beat you. Five more gil says I beat you. Five more gil says I beat you. Five more gil says I beat you by at least give him the advantage of knowing in advance.
(And did I mention that I beat you?)
"You sadistic bitch," he hissed, straightening himself up. "Get the hell out of existence.
(Man! I'm going to use that line someday.)
Reeve supposed technically it was fun. He then found a sounder way of destroying the laboratory underneath.
(Personally, I'd go for the technically fun way.)
"Cloud Strife must not be allowed to get colder.
(Otherwise he might go into hibernation.)
He kept the hood of his thoughts, but everytime he beat a group of them, he was 17, and had put it just outside of ShinRa, which he never used, but were nonetheless there on his nice climate controlled room, mussing up his mind.
(A little therapy never hurt, you know...)
He stood up wearily, leaning on the ground wearily, taking Tseng and Reno until our healer is there yet,
(Both of them at once?!)
Elena was still as black as ever, she noted, when even Reno had a feeling Hojo was dead.
(I don't remember that from the game.)
Jenova wasn't your mother; Lucrecia was. Jenova was a heavy black cloak.
(Odd; I don't remember that part, either.)
Sephiroth was once again atop that stupid Mog, holding a little bit of his insanity (and apparent notoriety) as it was becoming increasingly obvious that Reno was leaning over him.
(Visual! I got a visual!)
I suppose it's not wise, or fair, even, to take any pleasure in having watched him die. Reeve had gone soft, because she dodged quickly enough to brush the backs of her bones creaking.
(Something so Elizabethan or maybe Freudian about that whole thing.)
Reno struggle with the bad.
(Fight it, Reno, fight it! I feeeel the good in you!)
Goddamned. Yes, most likely. Crazy? Some people had thought so. Motherloving? That was more than he could tell anyone in Avalanche.
(Best keep that one to yourself.)
"Sephiroth-- Christ, Cid, Sephiroth's back, it's really pretty!"
(Gorgeous, in fact!)
Strife did throw me into the room
("Get in there, beeotch!")
"Oh, Cloud," she said softly. Sephiroth almost gently took the opportunity to roll off of him, and tilted her head slowly, and carefully watched Rude and Reno out with them.
(Orgy! Mangler orgy!)
Sephiroth eased his grip on her body,
(Oooh!)
Reeve frowned and rolled out of her thighs.
(OOOH!!)
Cloud took his time taking his shirt off.
([To the music of "The Stripper"] Slower, Cloud...slower...slower...)
Cloud shrugged and carelessly flipped his long bangs out of her thighs.
(Why, Cloud! fancy seeing you down there!)
Reeve gripped the steering wheel harder and chewed the insides of her thighs.
(Time and a place for everything, Reeve. It's called "decorum.")
If I could draw, you'd all be in so much trouble. ;)
