This Means War

Okay, this movie was dumb and insulting, let's just get that out of the way. Two dudes stalking a woman and fighting over her like she's a piece of steak or something. And what was that ending line in "alternate ending 1?" "I'll be your bitch?" Really? And FDR was horrible. Horrible.

WITH THAT SAID, it did have some good laughs, mostly from well-timed lines and Chelsea Handler. Unless she's done something gross and creepy that I'm unaware of, I like her and think she's hilarious. She reminds me very much of a friend I used to work with, and actually, her character could have been this friend.

If it had been possible for me to ignore the sexism of the film, I would have found it really entertaining. There were parts of it that were super entertaining, in fact.

But aside from all of that, Tom Hardy. WHAT EVEN IS HE? I don't get it, I don't understand his existence. How was Reese Witherspoon not straddling him every second? How was EVERYONE not straddling him in every frame? I damn near climbed onto my TV set. I legitimately can't even look at him for too long because his face hurts my eyes. I'm being honest when I say I hope I never get the chance to meet him, because if I did, I'd probably just try to mount him and it wouldn't even be my fault. "Hi, nice to meet you, I want to hug you with my legs." Also, I'm pretty sure I would lick him.



It seems weird to me that he's a real, living person and not someone made up – and I actually feel bad about that, because I think it's horrible to misunderstand someone's humanity because you see them in movies or whatever. It's not because he's in movies, it's because HE CAN'T EVEN BE REAL. My eyes feel like the want to reach out of my head and pet him. He's so impossibly lovely with his stupid perfect nose and crooked teeth that it physically pains me to look at this bastard.



And if you disagree with me, you're wrong.





I hope I've made myself clear.

(no subject)

Haku just had a siezure. The last one was May 9th, just over 3 weeks ago. I probably should have doubled his pheno at the 3 week mark like I did that one time, I just hand't realized it was 3 already. Again, I tried the GV 26 acupressure point, and again, it worked to almost stop the seizure. This one only lasted a minute.

Last time we were at the vets, I was talking to Genius Vet and she said that if the seizures kept getting more frequent, she would put an acupuncture tack in his ear. That stuff worked for me once, so it's worth a shot. The other option is Keppra - and that's a few hundred dollars a month.

Ugh, now all I can think of is that he's going to have another one in the middle of the night. I hate that.

I should also mention that we're supposed to get thunderstorms tonight.