What the hell is going on here? I met this cute guy ON LINE and we started chatting about movies and stuff and I thought he was articulate and funny and well-written. H sent me some more pictures of himself and I discover that he is full-on gorgeous, like Jared Leto level of prettiness, I mean Joaquin Phoenix green eyes, dark hair, Jonathan Rhys Myers lips and that quirky little Gerard Way upturn at the corners and I go crazy and sort of ask him on a date sometime and this was TWO WEEKS AGO and now we're all, like, thinking about planning daytrips to Tarrytown and Montauk and I still think he is way too pretty to be interested in a girl like me and part of me still thinks he's going to kill me, that he's some kind of internet stalker who preys on plain girls using his charm and good looks and then cuts them into little bits and puts them into his freezer. And this is SO not my style.
So what the hell?
So what the hell?