I AM TEH FEMINAZI! And other thoughts

Dudes, Rose called me a FemiNazi because I said that women do not = "fragile." I'm actually quite proud to be called that, especially by someone like her. For a second I thought about heading over to feminist_rage, but then, in the end, I just thought it was funny. I take it as a compliment. If her definition of "FemiNazi" is someone who thinks that begging, whining, crying and being manipulative are beneath her, and that Victorian views on women are outdated and barbaric, then I'm happy to be one.

And her sillyass husband: OMGs you're WRONG! HAHA LAST WORD UR BANNED!!!111" What an overgrown infant.

Wow, that stuff really escalated. I guess it got both Rose and Tristan angry that I turned their shameless begging for money into something positive.

Speaking of positive things, only two more days till that concert. A bunch of fans and myself are putting together a nice donation to the AIDS charity, that we are going to put in a card and present to the band, so that they can make a further donation in their name. I think that's such an awesome idea. And of course, I am completely stoked to be going to see this show. I know it's going to be a good one. I've mad emy own T shirt. It's hilarious; no one will get it but me. It's a picture of CATS from Zero Wing, and underneath that it says, "HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO" and then the glyphics for 30 Seconds to Mars in red sequins, because I am crafty like that. :D My own little inside joke.

We're finally getting all of the rain that we've been missing for the rest of August and half of July, and it's all coming down at once. Everything's so green and wet. Barbeque this coming weekend, and I think that it will be a nice send-off for summer. By then, I might be ready to let summer go and start enjoying autumn. They are both my favorite seasons. I love all the seasons, but there are some months that I just can't stand. January and March are always so boring for me.

Oh, I know what I wanted to ask! Okay, anyone who has played through Dirge of Cerberus, maybe you can help me. (And so far, the only person on my f-list that I know has played is skitty_kitty. But maybe a few more of you have?) This isn't a spoiler, so I'm not going to cut it. Okay, so I'm nearing the end of ShinRa's Dark Secret. I've just gotten the 3rd G report, which gets you the secret ending. Then I go and battle the stupid dragonfly with the Red Disk and all the gargoyles. Problem: the gargoyles keep stealing my G report! And then, after I kill them all and win the battle, I still do not get that G report back. WTF, people! It's happened three times and I'm so frustrated.

So anyway, it's Kung Fu tonight, and then I won't be back there until next week I think, because I won't be there Wednesday, and then we're closed for labor day. WTF is that about? You know, I might see if a few students want to come down for open mat on Saturday morning. I can only go for so long without broadsword. ^_^

You know, I haven't seen Tristan in forever. I think the last time I saw him was on Duck Pond day, in fact. A lot has happened since then. I wonder if he'll come back to teaching? He's the bomb at the sword form; I've seen him do it on video and it's an awesome thing to behold.

Blah-de-blah. I should finish up my laundry and then get ready to head out. It's just me at the desk today. Fun fun fun!

I AM TEH FEMINAZI! And other thoughts

Dudes, Rose called me a FemiNazi because I said that women do not = "fragile." I'm actually quite proud to be called that, especially by someone like her. For a second I thought about heading over to feminist_rage, but then, in the end, I just thought it was funny. I take it as a compliment. If her definition of "FemiNazi" is someone who thinks that begging, whining, crying and being manipulative are beneath her, and that Victorian views on women are outdated and barbaric, then I'm happy to be one.

And her sillyass husband: OMGs you're WRONG! HAHA LAST WORD UR BANNED!!!111" What an overgrown infant.

Wow, that stuff really escalated. I guess it got both Rose and Tristan angry that I turned their shameless begging for money into something positive.

Speaking of positive things, only two more days till that concert. A bunch of fans and myself are putting together a nice donation to the AIDS charity, that we are going to put in a card and present to the band, so that they can make a further donation in their name. I think that's such an awesome idea. And of course, I am completely stoked to be going to see this show. I know it's going to be a good one. I've mad emy own T shirt. It's hilarious; no one will get it but me. It's a picture of CATS from Zero Wing, and underneath that it says, "HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO" and then the glyphics for 30 Seconds to Mars in red sequins, because I am crafty like that. :D My own little inside joke.

We're finally getting all of the rain that we've been missing for the rest of August and half of July, and it's all coming down at once. Everything's so green and wet. Barbeque this coming weekend, and I think that it will be a nice send-off for summer. By then, I might be ready to let summer go and start enjoying autumn. They are both my favorite seasons. I love all the seasons, but there are some months that I just can't stand. January and March are always so boring for me.

Oh, I know what I wanted to ask! Okay, anyone who has played through Dirge of Cerberus, maybe you can help me. (And so far, the only person on my f-list that I know has played is skitty_kitty. But maybe a few more of you have?) This isn't a spoiler, so I'm not going to cut it. Okay, so I'm nearing the end of ShinRa's Dark Secret. I've just gotten the 3rd G report, which gets you the secret ending. Then I go and battle the stupid dragonfly with the Red Disk and all the gargoyles. Problem: the gargoyles keep stealing my G report! And then, after I kill them all and win the battle, I still do not get that G report back. WTF, people! It's happened three times and I'm so frustrated.

So anyway, it's Kung Fu tonight, and then I won't be back there until next week I think, because I won't be there Wednesday, and then we're closed for labor day. WTF is that about? You know, I might see if a few students want to come down for open mat on Saturday morning. I can only go for so long without broadsword. ^_^

You know, I haven't seen Tristan in forever. I think the last time I saw him was on Duck Pond day, in fact. A lot has happened since then. I wonder if he'll come back to teaching? He's the bomb at the sword form; I've seen him do it on video and it's an awesome thing to behold.

Blah-de-blah. I should finish up my laundry and then get ready to head out. It's just me at the desk today. Fun fun fun!

Heartless Bitches.

Kung Fu tonight, Chris C. teaching, line drills with kicking. Outside for hardcore broadsword. It's getting dark earlier and the mist was so heavy that the swords practically sliced up the air. It was beautiful.

I think I am a heartless bitch.

Reads:

The Heartless Manifesto

Do really sappy, insipid, "always and forever" love poems make you want to puke? (and that goes for Bon Jovi lyrics too!)

Do you find typical "Women's Magazines" to be either stomach turning or pathetically laughable?

Are you sick of people who have confused objectifying women as sex symbols with female "empowerment"?

Are you tired of the walking wounded moping around expecting that the world owes them something because they are victims?

Do you find the likes of Michael Bolton and Kenny G. revolting?

Does the sight of an incredibly handsome man turn you off, because too many of them have room-temperature IQ's, and obnoxious or non-existent personalities?

Are you sick of lazy women who use emotional and sexual manipulation to get what they want instead of using their own brains and muscles?

Are you fed up with women who feel they HAVE to be in a "Relationship" in order to be whole, and will sacrifice their self-esteem and personal growth in order to avoid being on their own?

Are you tired of men and women who are emotional children, and won't accept responsibility for their actions or behavior?

Do you want to SMACK women who play "helpless" just to gain male attention and stroke male egos?

Have you run out of sympathy for your Female friends who continually whine about how awful MEN ARE, but then they keep dating the same kind of ASSHOLES, over and OVER, AND OVER AGAIN!?

Are you fed up with your Male friends who are looking to date a woman with the appearance of a supermodel, and yet they continually whine about how "women don't like nice guys - they only want good-looking assholes"?

Do the words "If you REALLY loved me...." turn your heart to ice?

Do you retch in response to "The Rules"?

Have you HAD IT with people telling you that you are TOO LOUD, TOO ASSERTIVE, or TOO OPINIONATED?

Do you wish you had a button that said: "Thank you for sharing, now SHUT UP and quit Whining!" ?

Icy Checkmark!Are you utterly uninterested in pathetic individuals who seek attention by whining in their online "journals"?

Are you sick of guys who hit on you and you politely decline, and they keep pestering you and pestering you, and pestering you like some obnoxious, festering, pus-filled sore, until you finally have to WHAP them over the head with a VERY LARGE CLUE-BY-FOUR (tm)....?

Do you feel like you might as well "get hung for a sheep as a lamb", because no matter how POLITELY you try to turn down some guy's advances, you invariably get called a "Bitch"?

If you answered YES to all of the above, then Heartless Bitches International wants YOU. Heartless Bitches is now recruiting! Join up and be proud to use phrases like:

"Keep it in your pants, asshole"
"Oh why don't you just masturbate and get over it!?"
"No, you can't watch."
"Wah, fuckin', Wah."


And remember:
Despite the statements of some of our more Bitter Heartless Bitches, Heartless Bitches International is NOT about Man-Hating. We don't discriminate against stupidity, arrogance, irresponsibility, bloated egos, or immaturity on the basis of gender.

This all gives me great happiness. ^_^

Heartless Bitches.

Kung Fu tonight, Chris C. teaching, line drills with kicking. Outside for hardcore broadsword. It's getting dark earlier and the mist was so heavy that the swords practically sliced up the air. It was beautiful.

I think I am a heartless bitch.

Reads:

The Heartless Manifesto

Do really sappy, insipid, "always and forever" love poems make you want to puke? (and that goes for Bon Jovi lyrics too!)

Do you find typical "Women's Magazines" to be either stomach turning or pathetically laughable?

Are you sick of people who have confused objectifying women as sex symbols with female "empowerment"?

Are you tired of the walking wounded moping around expecting that the world owes them something because they are victims?

Do you find the likes of Michael Bolton and Kenny G. revolting?

Does the sight of an incredibly handsome man turn you off, because too many of them have room-temperature IQ's, and obnoxious or non-existent personalities?

Are you sick of lazy women who use emotional and sexual manipulation to get what they want instead of using their own brains and muscles?

Are you fed up with women who feel they HAVE to be in a "Relationship" in order to be whole, and will sacrifice their self-esteem and personal growth in order to avoid being on their own?

Are you tired of men and women who are emotional children, and won't accept responsibility for their actions or behavior?

Do you want to SMACK women who play "helpless" just to gain male attention and stroke male egos?

Have you run out of sympathy for your Female friends who continually whine about how awful MEN ARE, but then they keep dating the same kind of ASSHOLES, over and OVER, AND OVER AGAIN!?

Are you fed up with your Male friends who are looking to date a woman with the appearance of a supermodel, and yet they continually whine about how "women don't like nice guys - they only want good-looking assholes"?

Do the words "If you REALLY loved me...." turn your heart to ice?

Do you retch in response to "The Rules"?

Have you HAD IT with people telling you that you are TOO LOUD, TOO ASSERTIVE, or TOO OPINIONATED?

Do you wish you had a button that said: "Thank you for sharing, now SHUT UP and quit Whining!" ?

Icy Checkmark!Are you utterly uninterested in pathetic individuals who seek attention by whining in their online "journals"?

Are you sick of guys who hit on you and you politely decline, and they keep pestering you and pestering you, and pestering you like some obnoxious, festering, pus-filled sore, until you finally have to WHAP them over the head with a VERY LARGE CLUE-BY-FOUR (tm)....?

Do you feel like you might as well "get hung for a sheep as a lamb", because no matter how POLITELY you try to turn down some guy's advances, you invariably get called a "Bitch"?

If you answered YES to all of the above, then Heartless Bitches International wants YOU. Heartless Bitches is now recruiting! Join up and be proud to use phrases like:

"Keep it in your pants, asshole"
"Oh why don't you just masturbate and get over it!?"
"No, you can't watch."
"Wah, fuckin', Wah."


And remember:
Despite the statements of some of our more Bitter Heartless Bitches, Heartless Bitches International is NOT about Man-Hating. We don't discriminate against stupidity, arrogance, irresponsibility, bloated egos, or immaturity on the basis of gender.

This all gives me great happiness. ^_^