FFVII is eating my blog!

Sorry for yet another FFVII fun-filled post. Working on the fic is bringing the obsession back.

Anyway, if there's one thing I love, it's those jokey abridged scripts. The Final Fantasy VIII one cracked me up. ( EXT. HUGE-ASS WORLD SEIFER ALMASY and SQUALL LEONHART meet in a field for some MALE BONDING. )

The FFVII ones I found are even more hilarious. This one I didn't find till the other day, and some of it is pretty funny, ( especially the parts about Barrett's and Tseng's dialogue. )

But some of it seemed silly and didn't tickle me.

This one is better, I think.

But, in true fangirl form, I have to take something that is clearly humorous and turn it into a Serious Question about the plot.

It's a question to anyone who's obsessively played the game, read the script, written a fanfiction, or really anything fannish. This is pointless. Bear with me.

This abridged script has these lines:


EVERYBODY EVIL
We need to do everything that is possibly
evil to make more money regardless of how
it affects our planet. Let us steal
candy from babies and whip donuts at old
people.

SEPHIROTH
Doing so will cause dire consequences.
Change your ways.

( geekdom )

/geekdom (Although one could argue that ending your mood with an "end command" slash is the height of geekdom, but whatever.)

Well, back to ripping the crap out of someone else's work...err, I mean MSTing. ;)

FFVII is eating my blog!

Sorry for yet another FFVII fun-filled post. Working on the fic is bringing the obsession back.

Anyway, if there's one thing I love, it's those jokey abridged scripts. The Final Fantasy VIII one cracked me up. ( EXT. HUGE-ASS WORLD SEIFER ALMASY and SQUALL LEONHART meet in a field for some MALE BONDING. )

The FFVII ones I found are even more hilarious. This one I didn't find till the other day, and some of it is pretty funny, ( especially the parts about Barrett's and Tseng's dialogue. )

But some of it seemed silly and didn't tickle me.

This one is better, I think.

But, in true fangirl form, I have to take something that is clearly humorous and turn it into a Serious Question about the plot.

It's a question to anyone who's obsessively played the game, read the script, written a fanfiction, or really anything fannish. This is pointless. Bear with me.

This abridged script has these lines:


EVERYBODY EVIL
We need to do everything that is possibly
evil to make more money regardless of how
it affects our planet. Let us steal
candy from babies and whip donuts at old
people.

SEPHIROTH
Doing so will cause dire consequences.
Change your ways.

( geekdom )

/geekdom (Although one could argue that ending your mood with an "end command" slash is the height of geekdom, but whatever.)

Well, back to ripping the crap out of someone else's work...err, I mean MSTing. ;)