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Appearance

[ ] I am shorter than 5'4. 5'9" beeotches!
[X] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo. Not yet.
[X] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] I have/I've had braces.
[X] I wear glasses/contacts. Both.
[X] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I don't think I'd even mind the scars, really.
[X] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercings.
[ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life

[ ] I've sworn at my parents.
[X ] I've run away from home. I was twelve, and I didn't go far.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house. Close.
[X] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[X] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.


School/Work

[ ] I'm in school.
[X] I have a job.
[X] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[X] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[X] I've stolen something from my job Paperclips count, right?
[ ] I've been fired.
[X] I've skipped school.

Embarrassment

[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[X] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[X] I've snorted while laughing.
[X] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[X] I've glued my hand to something Recently, in fact.
[X] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[X] I've had my pants rip in public

Health

[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[X] I've gotten stitches.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[X] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery. Minor surgery, yes.
[X] I've had chicken pox.


Traveling

[X] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[X] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[X] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences

[X] I've gotten lost in my city.
[X] I've seen a shooting star.
[X] I've wished on a shooting star.
[X] I've seen a meteor shower.
[X ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[X] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[X] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing
[X] I've been in a play.
[X] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[X] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[X] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[X] I've played a prank on someone.
[X] I've ridden in a taxi.
[X] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[X] I've eaten Sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships

[X] I'm single.
[ ] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[X] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[X] I miss someone right now.
[X] I have a fear of commitment.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've cheated in a relationship.
[ ] I've gotten divorced
[X] I've had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't like them when I did.
[X] I've kept something from a past relationship. I'm assuming this means like letters and pictures and stuff.

Sexuality

[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
[X] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[X] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime

[X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[X] I've snuck out of my house. But only for walks when I was a kid.
[ ] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[X] I am keeping a secret from the world
[X] I've cheated while playing a game.
[X] I've cheated on a test.
[X] I ran a red light. But not on purpose.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[X] I've witnessed a crime.
[X] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
[ ] I've shoplifted

Drugs/Alcohol

[X] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[X] I've inhaled Nitrous. Is that what's in a can of whipped cream? I'm assuming it is.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[X] I have cough drops when I'm not sick. I was unaware that Halls counted as a drug.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm/Was anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[ ] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[ ] I'm addicted to self harm.
[X] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide

[X] I'm afraid of dying.
[X] I hate funerals.
[X] I've seen someone dying. And seen someone die.
[X] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism

[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[ ] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[X] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on eBay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie

Political/Social Attitudes

[X] In general, I don't like people.
[X] I'm a feminist. I'm always surprised that I know people who haven't checked this off.
[ ] I'm outgoing.
[X] I listen to political music.
[X] I'm Democratic.
[ ] I'm Republican.
[X] I'm liberal.
[X] I don't like Bush because he is dumb.
[X] I don't like Bush with my own reasons to back it up.
[ ] I am for Bush. I am for him shutting the hell up and going away forever.
[ ] I'm religious.

Random

[X] I can sing well. Sometimes.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[ ] I watch the news.
[X] I don't kill bugs
[X] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[ ] I curse regularly.
[X] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[X] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[X] I love being neat
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[X] I bake well. When I have the time and put my mind to it.
[X] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue Red.
[ ] I would wear pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[X] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am in love with love. I think the idea of it is silly.
[X] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[X] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[X] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. By default: I was the only one who hadn't cheated.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[X] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate. White chocolate doesn't even count as chocolate!
[ ] I bite my nails.
[X] I play video games.
[X] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names
[X] I'm good at remembering dates.
[X] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. Something fun, though.
[X] My answers are totally honest. If not, then why bother?




I'm off to the Kung Fu Christmas party. More on this later in a locked post.