Blather, rinse, repeat

Er...sorry about that. Disaster control's been siphoning all the luck we can get out hands on to other places right now, leaving most of the world sort of high and dry. You're better off than some people, some poor sucker in California got drained so dry he had negative luck. His lottery ticket was so far off that the Lottery department had to send thugs to his house to beat him up and steal his wallet.

Seriously though, I've managed to avoid jury duty by the simple expedient of being stationed out of town when they call. I don't think I would manage to stay awake through even one day of jury duty, and that would probably piss of the judge. Good luck at avoiding it.