PEENCEPTION

[la_belle_laide]

Tom Hardy's new short film, 12 minutes long! IT IS VERY PEENFUL, you should know this.

So like I don't even have WORDS, do you understand! I laughed, I cried, I went like this


and like this


sort of like this


and like this


And I will watch it again and again! It was better than LES MIS.

Because the peen has rendered me dead! I feel like I know Tom Hardy so well now which is only appropriate since he is my husband! That's two of my husbands who like to whip it out in films and show it at varying angles and doing different things in different situations (the other being Ewan McGregor, I know what his looks like upside down, pretty much.)

I mean there was also a movie and whatnot and he's honestly I can't even make a joke about it such a terrific actor with everything he does but IT'S HARD FOR ME TO GET PAST THIS. So bear with me! Because also look at his beautiful face! That jaw? OMG, how do people get so hot?

I'm happy tonight because Tom Hardy lives on the same planet as me, at least I think he does, and this short film is like a piece of cake for me to eat.

I AM HAPPY TO HAVE SEEN THIS FILM is the gist of what you should be taking away from this post.

Comments

[skitty-kitty.livejournal.com]

Yet another reason to fear Glee. D:

[fierynotes.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, I helped make this? (My name appears next to Henpeg in the opening credits.) How drunk was I? I don't remember a thing!

I envy Tom Hardy so much. I'm too self-conscious to be naked anytime I'm not getting clean or getting dirty, and there he is, all "howdy ho, I'm naked." And dammit, I have no reason to be... aside from my mom beating it into my head that nudity is BAD.