Very cute animated short

[la_belle_laide]

Stolen from minrho: Sugar Baby Love, from Cannes Lions. It's a public health and safety short which is totally heart-stealing. It depicts animated sex and a big penis roller coaster (think Disney will try that next?) so if you're under 17 and reading this blog, don't go clicking on it. I just don't want you to get in trouble with your parents.

It's nearly midnight, begin the countdown to awesome concert event tomorrow! ^_^

Oh, snick, how could I forget? The new thing going around. I got this link off GAFF: Playing With Dolls.

With enough corners trimmed, I won't have to cut my glitter budget at all! Time to celebrate? I THINK SO! So I had Floyd stop the U-Haul on the way over and bought some crystals. And some candles. And a few rune stones. So DECADENT! I'm such a spoil'ed lil' princess, but my spiritual well-being always comes first. Spencer's Gifts, what would my soul do without you? Merrie faerie kisses and swishes!

It gets better.

My Lorena Mckennitt CDs have done him a world of good, and I still sigh over the sticky, bescented letters he sent me from Folsom. Beansidhe King bless the Incarcerated Hearts singles-seeking-singles party line! Prince Floyd's arrest record may have him driving a 2003 Impala through a Krispy Kreme shop window, but he has much more surely driven his snorting white charger into this fair princess' fluttering, faerie heart! His flowing, nut-brown tresses! The bottomless, azure-blue pools of his proud, princely gaze! His strong, capable, increasingly insistent hands! The Dairy Queen is sure to offer him a princely sum for his vassalage, don't you think? Keep those dainty faeries fingerlets crossed, my kin!

(But in case not, let it be known I have updated my wish lists.)

I have never gotten on with most of mine fairer gender. I blame this on feminism. Few women dare to express their true femininity, anymore. I understand that fear, As a princess MUST understand her subjects, but I urge one and all to REJECT IT!

The pictures here are freaking hilarious. It goes on:

The second beastly slattern did not even have the good form to FEIGN a polite interest in my past lives. I assure you, the medieval ones, though long winded, are vital back story, for they set the stage for my existence in the Renaissance, and cannot go untold! How else would one explain my fantastic, color-shifting eyes?

^_^

my prince forget himself for a moment and relieved hiis lordly bowel'eds on the kitchen tiles, as is his custom when we two are together in a shared solitude. I find such habits wonderfully earthy and natural, despite his having learned them as way to avoid being romantically violated in the prison showers. He is my nervous, un-neutered pup, my excitable little Cavalier King Charles Spaniel!

And this has got to be pretty recent, because:

Following: My Quizilla results for which My Little Pony I would marry, which luscious French dessert should be my last meal, and a Paypal donation button. HELP ME AND FLOYD SPEND THIS SUMMER IN PARIS!!! $825.00 from each of my Livejournal friends would just about make it happen! Your princess thanks you in advance!

Giggles all around. Not the ~~MERRYEIEE FAERRYEE~~ kind, though.

Comments

[shonagonchan.livejournal.com]

A few people *did* think she had written it, from what I understand. And, revoking English privileges! Great idea!

[minrho.livejournal.com]

And, revoking English privileges! Great idea!

I second that.
Though, while we're doing that, we should revoke breeding and driving priveledges, too.

[gun-metal.livejournal.com]

Eugenics, eh? Well it worked in California for about 50 years.

[shi-ryuu.livejournal.com]

Why is it you have to have a license to inflict yourself on a dog, but any idiot can procreate as they please? Someone needs to hand out signs like they have at roller-coasters, "must be this tall to ride," only saying, "must be less stupid than this to infect the world with your spawn"

Why, oh why, is there no lifeguard on duty in the gene pool? :(

[minrho.livejournal.com]

I was gonna say something similar, dangnabbit!

Adoption too can take years and years and be incredibly anguishing. And then there are those who just shoot 'em out like pea plants. Its backward logic, i tells ya!

[shonagonchan.livejournal.com]

No kidding. I know people who squirt out a kid every few years and can't afford to clothe them. Then you get my cousin and her husband who have been married almost eleven years, wonderful couple, very strong, own a home and want a child more than anything and, of course, infertile. But after a long, hard road, their adoption is *this close* to going through. ^_^ More on that later.

[shi-ryuu.livejournal.com]

I know! Some of the nicest people in the world I know have adopted two children - one from Africa and one from China. (She had cancer, and all the treatments rendered her infertile). I can't count high enough how many people I see everyday who shouldn't be allowed near ANY children, let alone add their own genes back into circulation AND raise them however they want! I work for a grant for underprivilged nontraditionally gifted children (i.e. smart, but don't test well), and I want to strangle most of their parents, they all own three cell phones but live on wellfare. Most of their kids are really bright, but have horrible attitude problems because their parents couldn't care less if they succeed. It's awful.

[shonagonchan.livejournal.com]

That is so freaking frustrated. You're right, you see that everywhere. People's priorities are a mess.