PEENCEPTION

[la_belle_laide]

Tom Hardy's new short film, 12 minutes long! IT IS VERY PEENFUL, you should know this.

So like I don't even have WORDS, do you understand! I laughed, I cried, I went like this


and like this


sort of like this


and like this


And I will watch it again and again! It was better than LES MIS.

Because the peen has rendered me dead! I feel like I know Tom Hardy so well now which is only appropriate since he is my husband! That's two of my husbands who like to whip it out in films and show it at varying angles and doing different things in different situations (the other being Ewan McGregor, I know what his looks like upside down, pretty much.)

I mean there was also a movie and whatnot and he's honestly I can't even make a joke about it such a terrific actor with everything he does but IT'S HARD FOR ME TO GET PAST THIS. So bear with me! Because also look at his beautiful face! That jaw? OMG, how do people get so hot?

I'm happy tonight because Tom Hardy lives on the same planet as me, at least I think he does, and this short film is like a piece of cake for me to eat.

I AM HAPPY TO HAVE SEEN THIS FILM is the gist of what you should be taking away from this post.

Comments

[skitty-kitty.livejournal.com]

Yet another reason to fear Glee. D:

[la-belle-laide.livejournal.com]

LMAO I've never even seen Glee, can't deny that I had that moment though! I actually didn't even realize that was from Glee. O_O

[skitty-kitty.livejournal.com]

Haven't seen an episode, but enough people I know are fans, for some reason. ;p NEGL, I caught like five seconds once and had to change the channel. It's like nails on chalkboard to me.

[la-belle-laide.livejournal.com]

Ha, really? I know nothing about it except that they're in a glee club. Err, I guess. ^_^

[fierynotes.livejournal.com]

I saw an episode in which they did songs from Rocky Horror. I wanted to like it, but it was too awful for words. There was very little character in the singing, the writing was actually painful, and the only likable character in the whole show is clearly intended to be the villain.

[fierynotes.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, I helped make this? (My name appears next to Henpeg in the opening credits.) How drunk was I? I don't remember a thing!

I envy Tom Hardy so much. I'm too self-conscious to be naked anytime I'm not getting clean or getting dirty, and there he is, all "howdy ho, I'm naked." And dammit, I have no reason to be... aside from my mom beating it into my head that nudity is BAD.

[la-belle-laide.livejournal.com]

WHOA, how cool of you! That you were a part of this!

Yeah, we've all had those moments of shame, I can only imagine it takes so much time and determination to get over that shame. I actually myself wish that I could have the guts to get nakie.

Me, though? I'm actually not very body shy; I'm good as long as no one is looking at my face. How weird is that?

[fierynotes.livejournal.com]

"WHOA, how cool of you! That you were a part of this!"

I tease. That was some other Loki. The closest I came to film was being asked to take part in a fan music video once. (The band has since turned out to be unworthy of the fandom, and I didn't like the band at all even then, but I was still flattered.)

[la-belle-laide.livejournal.com]

Oh my gosh, I know, I was kidding with you. :D You know what's funny, I didn't even realize that said "LOKI" until you pointed it out. It looked like glyphs to me. Which is kind of weird.

Oh wow, now I wonder who would ask you to do something as odd as that? Geez. You must know some pretty nutty people. ^_^ You should be flattered though because if that had ever worked out, you would have been awesome.

Oh, you were of course correct from the start about said band. I can be very effusive when it looks like someone is doing something worthwhile, and it really cheeses me off when people use issues that are big freaking deals to me, to sell their product.