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la_belle_laide ([personal profile] la_belle_laide) wrote2011-02-21 10:07 pm
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SPACE GNOMES



SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS, HOW TEH MOON GOT UP THERE? Have you ever looked up there? There's a big white disc in the sky and IT GOES AWAY IN THE DAYTIME. Where does it go during the day? WHO MOVES IT? It gets replaced by this bright orange glowing ball that's hot! Who keeps switching these two around? THERE MUST BE AN ANSWER. Is it gnomes? Is it space gnomes? Does a wizard do it?

Effing night time, how does it work?!

How come no one else has a moon? Like Jupiter, how come Jupiter doesn't have SIXTY THREE of them?

It must be space gnomes and wizards! If you don't agree, you are a PINHEAD.
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[identity profile] dee1072.livejournal.com 2011-02-22 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO! Seriously, what an arrogant, smug jerk. C'MON GUYS HOW'D IT GET THERE??

[identity profile] spotts1701.livejournal.com 2011-02-22 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
It's so anti-intellectual it's almost surreal.

[identity profile] la-belle-laide.livejournal.com 2011-02-22 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
He's willfully ignorant.

[identity profile] vamp-seamstress.livejournal.com 2011-05-08 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
That was *the* saddest explanation of the moon's gravitational pull I have ever seen. Kindergarten kids have a firmer grip on science than he does. Is this guy for real, or is his schtick and that of the other fundamentalist loonies (I'm talking about those people who picket funerals and their ilk) some kind of dystopian performance art because, really, sometimes it's just too ridiculous to take seriously.
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