Also, god, this chick i used to be friends with sent me a copy of the book Secret Life of Bees and was all "omg this was transcendantly beautiful and wonderful and i cried and cried and it's just magically great and omg since it takes place in the South i had to send it to you and i hope you love it as much as i did!!1!"
So i read it and was REPULSED by the thickets and droves of Speshul Magickal Negresses living in their beekeeping wonderland hidden amidst piles of Murderous Racist Hillbillies, whose only purpose in life was actually apparently to hep some spoilt honkey tween cope wit her vile daddy. I was like, wow, this book is the most fucking bullshit pile of hurl ever upchucked onto the page, by some privileged pasty twat who writes like she never actually knew any real black people, you know, like as real-life neighbors or friends or lovers or anything. It offended me on so many levels i can't even deal. It is a book i literally threw across the room.
And now you tell me that PAUL BETTANY is in the goddamn film, and also Queen Latifah? Fuck a fucking bag of fuck, but now i might have to watch the goddamn thing.
Ugh though, i really abhorred the book with such a fiery explosive Vesuvian volcano of hate, i am not sure even the fabulously sexy Senor Bettany can get my butt in that seat. :/
no subject
I LOLed through most of it.
Also, god, this chick i used to be friends with sent me a copy of the book Secret Life of Bees and was all "omg this was transcendantly beautiful and wonderful and i cried and cried and it's just magically great and omg since it takes place in the South i had to send it to you and i hope you love it as much as i did!!1!"
So i read it and was REPULSED by the thickets and droves of Speshul Magickal Negresses living in their beekeeping wonderland hidden amidst piles of Murderous Racist Hillbillies, whose only purpose in life was actually apparently to hep some spoilt honkey tween cope wit her vile daddy. I was like, wow, this book is the most fucking bullshit pile of hurl ever upchucked onto the page, by some privileged pasty twat who writes like she never actually knew any real black people, you know, like as real-life neighbors or friends or lovers or anything. It offended me on so many levels i can't even deal. It is a book i literally threw across the room.
And now you tell me that PAUL BETTANY is in the goddamn film, and also Queen Latifah? Fuck a fucking bag of fuck, but now i might have to watch the goddamn thing.
Ugh though, i really abhorred the book with such a fiery explosive Vesuvian volcano of hate, i am not sure even the fabulously sexy Senor Bettany can get my butt in that seat. :/