I think the vet said that to my Mom! (She called my Mom while I was at school.)

It also explains why he's been licking his wiener for so long. He had all this infected stuff in that tubule around by there.

It's funny; I've seen hermaphrodite dogs before; I've known at least four of them. But never one that went undiagnosed this long, and never one without a kidney. O_o