http://la-belle-laide.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] la-belle-laide.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] la_belle_laide 2006-03-12 05:29 am (UTC)

OMG maybe I am SPESHUL! My Gran wasn't a Cherokee Princess... She was a Cherokee GODDESS. srysly, she came from a lake (she was a WATER FAIRY INDIAN) and then a pirate captain kidnapped her and they fell in love! And made lots of otherwordly babies that I AM DESCENDED from. Sadly my Cherokee Goddess grandmother died, in fact she was killed by her Indian Father for marrying a white man! Even though she didn't WANT to marry him but you know sometimes getting raped can be fun as long as it is romantic enough, and she grew to like it in time. Anyways her father threw her into a chamberpot (they didn't really have toilets back then, LOL) and there her spirit remains to this day, protecting other Cherokee Goddess Descended girls from a similar fate. But fortunately the OTHER fragment of her soul (the one not still in the chamber pot with the protecting and all of that?) got reborn ... in ME! Which is why my eyes are the color of the delicate blue Victorian flowers painted on the side of the chamber pot, but when I get mad ... they turn PURPLE.

So really I think that PrincessTanya is just jellus.

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