The whole Pele using netspeak made me crap my pants with laughter. I love it, and I hope it's a true dream and your good thing works out. And much luck to your friend, I'd be hard-pressed not to Mace his ass, then knock him flat with a baton. Fucker. Then I also have to wonder what it'd be like if I wasn't man-sized myself. It's easy to not be as intimidated when guys are at most a head taller than you. Maybe your friend could use a dog, not necessarily for protection (unless she gets one trained for it) but as a kind of alarm in case he tries to pull something at her house.