So everyone's picking on Jude Law because of the nakie pictures, saying that his Mr. Business is not big enough. But to me it looks just fine. I don't see what the big deal is, pun completely not intended. It's aesthetic and attractive, not too small, not ridiculously big. If people are going to pick on him for anything, can't it at least be for cheating on his women? Jeez.
So anyway. Yesterday turned out to be an awesome day. My Dad's side of the family came over for the day, which included: Uncle Robert, Aunt Ana and Stacey; Aunt Jona and Uncle Ralph; Aunt Catherine and Uncle Bob; and cousin Barbara and her husband John. I never feel like I'm in the mood for big parties like that until everyone's actually there and chatting and eating. Then it becomes fun.
Today was and is just as crazy. First Claudine came over to rehearse for our Hula show that we have on Wednesday. (I messed up a bunch on Ka'ano'i. Someday I really just have to learn the crap out of that one.) We talked a long time about the Melissa situation and where we think it's going. Fortunately, Claudine and I are on the same page about this issue. She's with me that we should get a trademark on the group name.
Then I had to run to the store, and let me tell you, the idiots are out in droves today. First of all, it's a big night at the stupid Boardy Barn, and Boardy Barn asswits were all over the roads and parking lot. Then when I was on line, the woman behind me smelled so badly of B.O. that I wanted to turn around and slap her, then point her in the direction of the soap aisle. I mean, it wasn't just the "deoderant probably wore off" smell, it was full-on, "I haven't bathed in a few days and it's August" stench. And she was this skanky, skinny thing who thought she was dressed to kill, too. How in the world do people not realize that they stink so badly? Are they just used to it or something?
During this, the cashier rung up my bird seed and asked me what it was. I told her, "It's birdseed," and she asked me, "Do you put it in cake mix, or do you just eat it out of the bag?" I told her that I didn't eat it at all, I gave it to the birds. And she said, "Oh! Bird seed! I thought it was some kind of health food." But I shouldn't judge her, because that sounds like something I might do.
Then on the way home, some douchewater drinking dingleberry-breath clown decided that the car in front of me wasn't going fast enough (which is true, he wasn't,) and then passed everyone on the shoulder of the road.
I can't wait till these citiots go the hell home.
Anyway, just like last year, the weather continues to be indecisive. It's chilly and damp at night, and you can smell Autumn right around the corner, but during the day it's sweltering and humid. It's been threatening to storm all day, but so far it hasn't. The sun keeps breaking through and melting the entire world.
Right now I'm waiting for Uncle Don, Betsy, Spencer, Meghan, Chrissie, Timmy and possibly Celie, Branden and Zack. Another barbecue day!
Oh, that Kung Fu video link might be broken. I'll have to check that out.