Interesting. You are saying the story was sexist and blada blada blada, piece of meat etc. Then go on to say, and I quote, " ....How was Reese Witherspoon not straddling him every second? How was EVERYONE not straddling him in every frame? I damn near climbed onto my TV set"...and..."I hope I never get the chance to meet him, because if I did, I'd probably just try to mount him and it wouldn't even be my fault. "Hi, nice to meet you, I want to hug you with my legs." Also, I'm pretty sure I would lick him."

Yes,very interesting indeed.