Wow, sorry about your bird. I know how I feel when something like that happens and I feel like I should have noticed, but you can't notice everything all the time.

You totally cracked me up with the "down to underwear and the school is dumb" part. I'd like to have better comments but I'm on 37 hours of being awake- very much unintentionally and I'm too retarded to be of much use conversationally.